If She Never Met Spencer...

Oh, The Hills are alive with drama…

Season 4 episode 9: Lauren tells Lo she’s meeting Holly for a drink and says that’s it weird to hang out with Holly because Holly wants to play “matchmaker” between Heidi and Lauren. Lo says “drinks are harmless” -which of course is their motto for life.

At work, Audrina talks about her upcoming date with a new guy, Colin. She’s excited and is hoping that it makes Justin Bobby jealous. Their on and off again relationship is apparently off, for now.

Heidi and Holly talk about Lauren and Heidi says she misses her and wants to know how she is doing. Holly tells her that Lauren misses her too and knows that she has a good heart; wait, is Holly still talking about the same Heidi? Heidi says LC has forgotten her heart. I just think Spencer’s icy persona has just frozen it.

Maybe Drinks Are Not So Harmless

Audrina and Colin go out for dinner and Audrina can’t seem to stop talking about JB. She mentions him when she talks about her strong drink-go figure she associates JB with alcohol-and mentions that he’s an angry drunk. Colin lightens the mood by stating that he’s the happiest drunk out there-Audrina agrees that she is as well. What a perfect match! They go on to live happily ever after. Until Audrina realizes that Colin is a nice guy and needs another dose of jerk and heads back to JB. The end.

LC and Lo meet up with Holly for drinks. The main topic seems to be Heidi again. Same old story here, and Lo goes on to tell Holly that she reminds her of Heidi. Nice, Lo. Way to insult the girl.

Friends Again In The Future?

LC receives a letter from Heidi stating that she is sorry for everything and all the mean things she has said-must have been one long letter to list all those things. Lauren questions why she is writing this letter now and Whitney tells her that, "she must feel really lost and lonely." But she has Spencer, so isn't that enough? LC tells Holly about the letter and says that she would love to be friends with Heidi again, but as long as Spencer is in the picture that will never happen.

Audrina meets up with JB and tells him she went on a date with Colin. He didn’t seem to be too bothered by it, and he asked if she minded if he dated other girls. Nice. Sounds like a great relationship guys.

Holly tells Heidi that LC got the letter and as Heidi says she would like to be friends with her again, Spencer walks in and overhears. Heidi tells him about the letter. (Insert Spencer’s childish, controlling, rant here). Holly mentions LC and Heidi will never be friends with Spencer in the picture. Of course Spencer thinks that’s great, one less person for Heidi to have in her life.

Lauren questions where would we all be if Heidi never met Spencer? Well, maybe you shouldn’t ask that LC because without him and all the drama he’s created, the Hills may never have made it through four seasons. -By Sarah Henry

Photo by: Tina Fineberg/Associated Press